if you dont annoy me congratulations because 98% of people annoy me
Hydrofloors are only like the coolest thing ever invented. They are specially designed pools with movable floors. When you’re using your pool it’s just like a normal pool. But when you are done swimming or aquacising, you press a button and the pool’s floor slowly raises up while the water slips underneath the floor. Pimpin! Eventually the pool’s floor reaches the top and you are left with a large flat area you can use for recreation, dining, parties or any other dry land event you want.
Another press of the button and the floor sinks back down slowly to reveal your already water-filled pool. You can also stop the floor at any point which means you can make the pool as shallow or deep as you want. Having a kid’s party? Just set it for shallow kiddie pool depth. Be sure to throw a few extra chlorine tablets in the pool cleaning mechanism though, you know how kids are.
I could potentially drown my enemies at a sleep over…
alright now tumblr user little-red-riding-cock
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
Yes it got better finally
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED
I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG
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Aang: Did you know Avatar Roku?
Shyu: No. But my grandfather knew him. Many generations of Fire Sages guarded this temple long before me. We all have a strong spiritual connection to this place.
Aang: Is that how you knew I was coming?
Shyu: A few weeks ago, an amazing thing occurred. The statue of Avatar Roku, its eyes…began to glow!
Katara: That’s when we were at the Air Temple. Avatar Roku’s eyes were glowing there too!
Toph: Moment’s Reprieve by ~c-dra
I came across a bunch of amazing cosplay pics today. Here’s the first.
The Legend of Korra: Morning Beauty by ~splatgoestomato
Amazing Asami!
Hey look, another rant so soon
I really fucking hate my mom. Not sometimes, most of the time. All she does after I get home is make implications about every person I hang out. Nothing pisses me off more. Thanks for basically calling my friend a whore to my face. You know why she hangs around guys? Cause those are her friends. You know why she isn’t hanging out with her boyfriend this late? Cause she’s not allowed to. She’s out late cause her dad lets her. I’m at home because you follow the city curfew. “I’ve had friends like that before.” That’s cause you hung around those people. You WERE that kind of person at one point. So I guess you would know. What’s the different between growing up with the people you hang out with and knowing them for a few years? And who the fuck are you to say that you know who they are? You have no right to say that. You don’t talk to any of them all the time, you don’t hang out with them, hell, you could care less about them in general. You’re just fucking nosy and love talking shit about everyone else as if it’s your business. Don’t you ever imply that my friends are whores.
And so what if Kev goes and hangs out with them while we’re still up? Who cares if Lillie’s there? What the fuck does it matter? Am I just going to tell him, oh, since we’re dating say goodbye to hanging out with other girls? I can’t control everything he does and it’s not his obligation to babysit me or keep me company. None of my friends’ lives are your business. None. So what Joe used to like Lillie. So what if he and Jill broke up. So. What. I repeat: None of that is your fucking business. Stop trying to talk to me like it is.
The Astonishing Annual Red Crab Migration
Named one of the planet’s most breathtaking migrations, the Christmas Island red crab exodus is a natural phenomenon that continues to astonish.
Making it onto CNN Travel’s recent list of the “10 most spectacular wildlife migrations,” the island’s annual red crab migration is an astounding event that involves the movement of millions of vividly colored crabs as they leave their in-land homes to breed and release eggs into the sea.
An Australian territory, Christmas Island lies some 2,600 kilometers north-west of Perth in the middle of the Indian Ocean. While just 1,500 people live there, it is home to an estimated 120 million crabs.
Photo credit: James Morgan [website]
you know he dead
The Bad dad more looks fun
Meet Sygmond The Grey, a truly majestic cat from the northern lands of Legendary Maine.
